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At Large, and In Charge....

....Well, I certainly wish.

Created on 2006-03-05 03:55:00 (#9684135), last updated 2007-05-05

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Name:Sirius Potter
Location:UK, United Kingdom
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AHHHH!!!! Siri here. Finally have my own journal. I know you all were (im)patiently waiting for the day. Well, the day is here, and it is a beautiful one at that.

Well, I'm 17 years of age, and in my 7th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Having a blast, I must say. A few little facts about myself...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sirius Potter!

  1. If you drop Sirius Potter from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  2. Lightning strikes Sirius Potter over seven times every hour.
  3. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Sirius Potter!
  4. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Sirius Potter from each salad served in first class!
  5. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Sirius Potter.
  6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Sirius Potter.
  7. Sirius Potter is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
  8. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Sirius Potter.
  9. Sirius Potter is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  10. Sirius Potter once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
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...and that is why I will never be going to the Empire State Building, and have always hated thunderstorms.


And of course, everyone of those is Absitively Posolutely true. How could they not be?
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